It Was a Dark and Hairy Night

 The fair damsel and her mother, the queen were sick of being left behind while the six princes went on dangerous quests with the king into lands unknown. Bored with the monotony of trying to maintain their lustrous locks and porcelain skin day in and day out, they were desperate for some adventure to come rushing in. Well, excitement waited just around the corner...a dark and hairy beast prowled the corridors. The queen pulled an aged sword from a long forgotten trunk and told her daughter they would vanquish the beast this night, or die trying. Pretty romantic, huh?

The queen and her daughter, crept up on the beast. The queen threw the sword to her daughter while she distracted the hairy one. When the beast turned on the queen, the fair damsel tossed the sword back to her mother and together they fought in turns, jumping in for a swipe then darting out again while the other took her turn. Just when they thought all was lost, the beast becoming more ferocious than ever, they devised a plan to use their feminine wiles on him. Using their melodious voices,they lulled him into a dreamy, contented bliss while they finished him off! 

When the men returned, the women proudly displayed their conquered foe, proving once and for all...a pair of women with determined hearts can conquer the most formidable of creatures.

Or you could say...Hannah and Jen decided to cut the dog's hair with scissors. It was an interesting adventure. The boys laughed to see such a sight and the girls...probably won't be trying that again any time soon.