Monday, March 22, 2010

Candidate for the New Justice League?



Most days I load my little guy in the car to go to the store just like everybody else. Little did I know this wasn't most days. Today I was accompanied by Super Ducky Man! Sent to protect me from produce riots or squabbles over two-for-one boxes of Captain Crunch, this little known super hero was my personal bodyguard for the last hour. And we didn't take the car, oh no! We took the Super Ducky Rocket!! It's a good thing I don't have a boring life. ;D

(sidenote: This ducky costume was Gid's first Halloween costume. He begs me to put it on every time he discovers it in a box in my closet. Finally he wore me down and I put it on him just to show him it didn't fit. Well, he showed me. The full-size ducky costume became the superducky wedgie shorts and he's worn it for three days straight. Lesson: 3 year-olds always win.)

Sunday, March 21, 2010

The Glorious Parking Job

My only daughter has dubbed this "The glorious parking job." Hannah
can get her license in 29 days...I'm thinking she might want a little
more practice parking the big car!

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Pool Weather?

It's March 16th and 80 degrees, does that make the pool swimmable? Gid
seems to think so, even if the water temp is probably around 60
degrees! Brrrrr! As long as he's entertained I'm happy to sit here by
the pool and relax. Sometimes being a mom is a pretty good gig. Now
what shall I have the cook prepare for my dinner? ;-)

Sunday, March 7, 2010

The Puppy Post



It has come to my attention that certain parties feel I am remiss in posting playful puppy pictures (and other tidbits of canine cuteness). I wouldn't want to seem neglectful of my blog or anything...wait, too late for that. Anyway, here goes...

Henry is a fully integrated part of the family now. Of course, I am still his favorite (through no apparent effort on my part, he finds me endlessly appealing), but he also loves to cuddle with the little boys, do tricks for Ren and beg food off of anybody and everybody. It never fails that as the children emerge from their beds in the morning, they walk out and answer my "Good Morning" with a high pitched, sickly sweet, "Hi Henry!" So the dog follows me everywhere and I'm invisible to the children.

He will pretty much do ANYTHING for a treat and often runs through his whole repertoire of tricks spontaneously if he thinks you have some tasty morsel hidden in your palm. It's pretty entertaining to watch him sit then lay then roll over then lift his paw to shake ending with a soulful look all in less than 5 seconds!

Maybe the reason he likes me so much is because, like me, he has the Bolton family tongue! We Bolton women are known for having very long tongues...I'll leave it to you decide if Henry takes after my side or not. (There will not be a picture of me sticking out my tongue though, sorry.)

(this was a yawn -- Ren is NOT pulling on that tongue.)

He is pretty reliable in his potty training, so we finally gave him access to the whole upstairs. When I can't find him at night, he's usually cuddled in with the boys, who insist on sleeping on the floor. That's perfect for the puppy, he just picks the least wiggly one and settles in.

As you can see from the pictures, our puppy was getting pretty scruffy. His hair just grows and grows and grows. I felt bad when I realized he couldn't see and that his mustache was so long it was in his mouth, so I took him to the groomers. The kids begged me not have his hair cut, but I think the result was pretty cute. It's amazing how in the before pictures he looks like a scruffy, old dog and in the after pictures, he looks puppy-like than ever. When the groomer brought him out, we didn't even recognize him! The boys reaction was, "They made him look like a girl!" Maybe that's why I think he's so darling. ;D

He's a born model, I didn't make him pose like that, he just did it and gave me his best look of innocent sweetness. Then I'm sure he grabbed someone's undies and hightailed it out of there!




We find ourselves wondering what the big fuss was about getting a puppy. We debated and debated, agonizing over how much work and trouble one would be. It turns out, this little guy was the perfect addition to the family. We even forgive him for stealing our socks when he turns that angelic face up at us. Like Gideon and Eli are always saying to me when he crawls in their laps, "Aw, look Mom, I have a puppy!" We all do and he's a keeper.

Monday, February 8, 2010

One Really Fast Banana

This is the story of a boy, a banana car and a dream. Yes, Curtis got to experience the Pinewood Derby for the first time this year. His dad is a veteran, with 10 cars under his belt (including his own as a boy), but this year he was given a new challenge: make a banana car sleek and fast and good looking enough to grab the attention of the judges. If you ask me, the team of Byers and Byers did just that. I give you, the Banana Express!

Curtis is definitely pleased with the design, but will it win?

Here he waits a little anxiously for his first race.

Soberly, he examines the track and contemplates the possibilities.

He takes his position at the end of the track and glues his eyeballs to that banana-shaped masterpiece.

Elated, Curtis jumps for joy as his car takes first place in its debut race!

He takes a moment to talk to the press about his predictions for the coming races.

Ultimately, his car was beaten by the Pack 873 legends, but Curt didn't mind. He was pleased with his record of four firsts, two seconds and three third places. He also got the award for "Most Unique Design." So while he did experience the thrill of victory...

and the agony of defeat...

He persevered for his team...

and the loyal fans...

who will one day follow in his footsteps.
(Eli has already decided he wants a green Ferrarri that is "really fast!!!" Good luck on that one Ren -- you've got three more years to figure out how to beat those Webers!)

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Fashionable Eye Wear is a Must This Year

Here's a sneak preview of what the fashionable toddlers are wearing around the house these days.

We call this look "Harry Underwear" acknowledging the inspiration coming from two great literary characters Harry Potter and Captain Underpants. Eli is a fashion veteran; you can see this in his classic model pose.

This one is called "Versatile Man". Gid can lounge around in his brother's bathrobe or put on the safety goggles and engage in some serious tool time.

I'm sure as the year continues, we will see these high fashion looks filter down into the everyday wear of the masses, so keep your eyes peeled for trendy eyewear in 2010!

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Puppy Love

I'd say there is some mutual affection happening here. :D This is one of Henry's favorite spots when he's all tired out. Lucky for him, it often coincides with Gid's afternoon tv shows, so they can both chill together. I love to see him climb into my little one's lap, proving the point that puppies and little boys definitely go together!