
After the camera splashing incident, I decided to climb some of the big rocks. Just as I was on top of a BIG one and peeking over to let Ren take my picture, a very young lifeguard boy sheepishly made his
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| Me just after the wave hit me |
Assorted tales, anectdotes, funny stuff and other things I probably should never reveal about the family (but I do anyway, because I can't help myself!)

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| Me just after the wave hit me |



They survived!!!! (Mostly.) Late Saturday afternoon, three extremely filthy boys with grins on their faces and stories bubbling forth from their mouths, arrived on my doorstep. They unloaded grimy sleeping bags, mud-caked tents, well-used rain ponchos, and tons of other camping paraphernalia on my front porch and... left it there. Thanks boys! I made them pose for a picture to document just how dirty they were. The picture definitely does not do it justice. Jonah's face looked like he'd survived an explosion with only the area around his eyes looking remotely flesh-colored. I was afraid to inhale through my nose, so I cannot attest to the smelliness thereof, but I'm sure it was spectacular.
Their report consisted of manly anecdotes of fire and farts, snoring and spelunking, pouring rain and puking, and rifles and ricocheting bullets (Zach actually got hit by a bullet that ricocheted off something from the firing range). He proudly displayed the bullet for me with a big grin on his face. Jonah and Cody both ended up getting a little of the stomach flu we had here at home and threw up sometime late in the week. Reports from their leaders warmed my heart when they explained how Zach embraced his little brothers to help them feel better when they were sick and scared in the medical tent. Awwww.

They also participated in the "Man Up" challenges, racing with car tires attached to them, flying on zip lines, building human walls, and lots of other things I'm sure they related to me, but they didn't stick in my brain.
Ren stayed for two days (and one night) and came home relatively unscathed. He did complain that he was freezing all night long (poor man) and that while he was awake in the night he heard a myriad of sounds. Snoring of course was the main melody of the night symphony, but the harmony consisted of numerous passings of gas, sleep talking and the screaming and swearing associated with nightmares. While he was there, Ren had a chance to have a few heart-to-heart talks with Hannah's "boys". When he got home she asked him how her boys were and when he started to give a report on her brothers she said, "No! My BOYS." Oh, all her guy friends. He gave her the report she wanted and I couldn't help but think, if she ever marries any of these guys, at least Ren knows them pretty well now.
I'm happy to have the boys home, even though the house was amazingly quiet while they were gone. I wish I could have had a glimpse of them up there camping and dealing with getting up at 6:00 a.m. every morning, working through physical challenges, getting supported by other boys and men around them and suffering through heat and downpour without too much complaining. It does seem to bring out the best in them. I really need a hidden camera on these trips so I can understand all about this male bonding thing. I know they need it and that's why they leave the women behind, but I think we'd all appreciate our boys more if we could catch a glimpse of what moves them on a primal level. (Besides flatulence.)